I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
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Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
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I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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