Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Randomize
