something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
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Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
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He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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