I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
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I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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