Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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