yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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