she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
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you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
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Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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