Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
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On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
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I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
We're too hungover to prance.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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