Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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