So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
In other news, I just burned my penis
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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