Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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