Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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