Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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