Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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