How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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