Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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