she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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