well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
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i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
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Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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