remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
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