Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Randomize
