i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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