Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
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