How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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