Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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