everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
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you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
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He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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