grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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