pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
this will be a night to untag.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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