Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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