ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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