it was like eating out sand paper
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
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It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
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If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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