You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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