I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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