i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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