Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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