Sorry, I don't speak sober.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Randomize
