I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
the day after is always just damage control
No subtext here. People are naked.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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