They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
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he has the hands of the vagina gods.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
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When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.