I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
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Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
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I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs