what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
the raccoons are back...
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