And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
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What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
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I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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