I didn't shave. On purpose
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
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