Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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