Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
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I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
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My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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