so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
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After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
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I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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