David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
We were destined to go to rehab together
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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