the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Randomize
