remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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