I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
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turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
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I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
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