She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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