your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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