we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i barfeds in our rink
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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