have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
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