Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
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They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
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Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
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