While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
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apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
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He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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