on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
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For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
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She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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