I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
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THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
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I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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