As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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