I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
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